“In point of fact what is interesting about people…is...”
— Oscar Wilde, The Decay of...
— Oscar Wilde, The Decay of...
Oct 2nd
My apartmentmate (that word looks like an abomination, I wish ‘flatmate’ were in my...
Oct 2nd
PIZZA GOLDFISH
niki: I have an issue with pizza. I understand how food works, I understand nutrition quite well,...
Oct 1st
I don't have time to do laundry = I AM...
Oct 1st
GPOYW: Only beasts want to smooch me.
Sep 30th
Tattoos
WHY?
Sep 30th
Butt-Shaped Moon Cakes for some kind of mid-autumn moon...
Sep 30th
DEAR TRIO OF BANJO PLAYERS
I realize that it’s a Red Sox game night and that you want to profit off of the drunken Red...
Sep 30th
Sep 29th
I’ve decided to be a slice of Brie for Halloween. How...
Sep 29th
I want someone to do a mash-up of “Best I Ever Had” by Drake and “Bargain”...
Sep 28th
If you ever want me to die, just feed me this Banana Cream...
Sep 28th
Sep 28th
This is especially why I’m fat.
Butterscotch pudding...
Sep 27th
This is also why I’m fat.
Roasted duck + peach...
Sep 27th
This is why I’m fat.
Pumpkin ravioli + roasted sage +...
Sep 27th
Watch
Check out this dog that I know. She is as intelligent as a raptor.
Sep 27th
Do I want to own an audiobook of A...
This is probably a good idea.
Sep 25th
Listen
ELO - “Don’t Bring Me Down”
Tell me this song doesn’t feel right.
Sep 25th
Watch
a feast for the eyes
Sep 25th
Watch
EVERYONE WATCH THIS.
Sep 24th
Seriously, how frighteningly disturbing is this costume?
Sep 24th
“La vraie vie, la vie enfin découverte et éclaircie, la seule...”
— Marcel Proust
— Marcel Proust
Sep 24th
GPOYW part II: my seventeenth birthday. I did not request...
Sep 24th
GPOYW part I: I was a monstrous beast in highschool.
Sep 24th
OH JK
So it turns out the MIT linguistics association actually hasn’t updated their website in a...
Sep 23rd
Watch
Watch these little girls wail and cry.
Sep 23rd
you’re proud to be friends with me
Sep 23rd
BOMB
Sep 23rd
There is a talk on Tolkien linguistics at MIT...
Sep 23rd
WHAT IS THE DEAL, FACEBOOK?
Why do you keep failing?
Sep 22nd
I DON'T KEEP SECRETS
beckyblurtsout: caragh, it's okaybeckyblurtsout: i was recently forced to watch twilight
beckyblurtsout: and i thought that dude was hot too
beckyblurtsout: way hotter than edward cullen
xtugboatcaptain: edward cullen looks too much like a dead person
xtugboatcaptain: i wonder if i should watch twlight
beckyblurtsout: he looks like a douchebag
xtugboatcaptain: or maybe wait for the new one
beckyblurtsout: it's so bad
beckyblurtsout: it's SO bad
beckyblurtsout: SOOOOO BAAAADDD
xtugboatcaptain: i bet he's more attractive in the new one. the 17 year old.
beckyblurtsout: but
xtugboatcaptain: hahahah
beckyblurtsout: if you're stoned
beckyblurtsout: it'll probably be good-bad
xtugboatcaptain: want me to tell you something i've never told anyone?
xtugboatcaptain: in my entire life?
beckyblurtsout: what?
beckyblurtsout: WHAAT?
xtugboatcaptain: at the height of the book series, before it was a movie
xtugboatcaptain: i... knew they were awful, you know?
xtugboatcaptain: and written for preteens
xtugboatcaptain: but hearing katie talk about it...
beckyblurtsout: but you read them?
xtugboatcaptain: so i downloaded them.
xtugboatcaptain: and i tired reading it but it was so, so awful.
beckyblurtsout: hahaha
beckyblurtsout: my friend sam read them all
beckyblurtsout: she loves them
xtugboatcaptain: and then i was stoned and bored one afternoon
xtugboatcaptain: and i started to read it again
xtugboatcaptain: and over the course of the next week all i did was get stoned and read the entire series
beckyblurtsout: hahahahah
xtugboatcaptain: because for some reason i was like, CURIOUS about how it all ended
xtugboatcaptain: but i could only tolerate it when i was stoned?
beckyblurtsout: hahahaha
xtugboatcaptain: and i've since lied to everyone who has ever asked me if i read the books.
Sep 22nd
phosphorescent:
hammerito:
cleversimon:
Oh, wow, yes.
...
Sep 21st
I’m going to get a tattoo on my forehead of “Try not to embarrass yourself”...
Sep 21st
Listen
There are many things I love about this voicemail (in which I have deleted most of his phone number)...
Sep 21st
Sep 20th
(via velveteendream)
OMG
Sep 20th
they do move in herds
Sep 20th
I really, truly have the worst photography skills in the...
Sep 19th
Turkey, lettuce, goat cheese, green apple slices and...
Sep 19th
Why is it that every business in Cambridge has some cutesy or clever name?
Sep 19th
planettampon:
DENTAL PLAN. In French.
Oh my God, two of my...
Sep 19th
One-uped
Last night I recounted my grisly tale of Caragh and I exploding two deer to some friends. The girl...
Sep 19th
MADAME BOVARY WAS THE SADDEST BOOK EVER. CRYING FOR THE NEXT MONTH. I AM SO DEPRESSED.
Sep 18th
Cheese or font?
Sep 17th
I'm taking the GREs tomorrow morning...
What? I’m probably not even going to go to grad school. I’m probably going to promptly...
Sep 15th
“Parce que des lèvres libertines ou vénales lui avaient...”
— Flaubert, Madame Bovary I am...
— Flaubert, Madame Bovary I am...
Sep 14th
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the Heteropoda...
Sep 12th
My tumblr’s theme this week: weirdly-shaped fruit?
Sep 11th
I forgot what today was until my boss this morning said “It feels weird looking at...
Sep 11th
Thursday night insanity
What am I doing? Of all the possible slots of existence which I could have fallen into, I fell into...
Sep 11th
Has anyone else noticed yet that that movie Sorority Row is probably just I Know What You Did Last...
Sep 11th
I hate hate HATE that Onstar commercial...
Sep 9th
Heart-shaped watermelon, $160 a pop
Sep 8th
(from PostSecret quite obviously)
As a child I had some...
Sep 7th
I wish I were a duck.
Sep 7th
Sam’s view at night
Sep 7th
Sometimes the question “Why is my tuition so...
Sep 7th
THAT IS A BIRD.
Sep 7th
Have you stopped following me yet
Sep 7th
This guy looks like he should be whispering...
Sep 7th
Sep 7th
Sep 7th
Watching Planet Earth makes me want to start worshipping trees or something.
Sep 7th
Why do cats love lying in sinks?
Sep 6th
This rules
Sep 6th
Halloween costume idea?
Since I don’t think I will ever be able to top my hot dog costume from last year, I think...
Sep 6th
Hahahahahhahhahaha
Ahh I will surely catch it and die.
Sep 5th
GAH
Breaking in new shoes = il faut souffrir pour etre belle. Definitely on the list of top five...
Sep 4th
HOLY SHIT SAM nice view!! And way to get in the Globe!!
Sep 3rd
I forgot how awful it is when anthropology students speak.
Sep 2nd
ANXIETY
I’m nervous about classes starting tomorrow? I haven’t been in real school since...
Sep 1st